NEW From SMITH & SONS!
You asked. We didn’t listen. But we made it anyway.
GARY “SMITTY” SMITH – MASTER OF THE FORGE™
From the Smith & Sons Legacy Heroes Collection
MSRP: $29.99 (plus tax, tariffs, and fees)
COMING APRIL 1, 2125
Straight from the bayous of Louisiana and forged in the heart of a knife shop in the darkest depths of the swamp, it’s Gary “Smitty” Smith – Master of the Forge™! Whether he’s crafting blades, misplacing his glasses, or mumbling something about hearing loss, this grizzled hero is ready for action!
Includes:
• Blacksmith’s Hammer of Justice!
• Knife blade
• Battle-Hardened Leather Apron Armor!
• Arthritic Grip™ – It holds strong…sometimes.
3 Authentic Action Phrases!
• “Where’s my glasses?”
• “Dadgummit!”
• “Pam, I can’t hear you!”
Now with over one point of articulation, Smitty is built for adventure!
Compatible with all future Smith & Sons Workshop Playsets™ (sold separately and absolutely not to scale). Includes Belt Grinder Base Station and Deluxe Anvil Arena™, each powered entirely by imagination and energy drinks.
Pre-orders begin soon—so get yours while supplies last! Orders ship April 1, 2125, or never, whichever comes first.
Use code APRILFOOLS25 for 10% off your order—this action figure may never arrive, but that discount’s good for all our real gear. Happy April Fools' Day!
